Sizzla Jizzla Baby, Sizzla FUCKING Jizzla!!

12-07-2007

Jetblue and the race to bring internet connectivity to airline passengers


Airlinepassenger0134:Hey guess wat!
somedoucheAirlinepassenger0134knows:Wut?
Airlinepassenger0134:I'm IM'ing you from 30,000ft
somedoucheAirlinepassenger0134knows: O RLY?!
Airlinepassenger0134: Ya. I'm pwning you and everyone else on my friends list!!
somedoucheAirlinepassenger0134knows: airline internet FTW! amirite?
Airlinepassenger0134: It's so great to get away from my house
somedoucheAirlinepassenger0134knows: and away from the computer
Airlinepassenger0134:OMFG!!!!
somedoucheAirlinepassenger0134knows:wut?!
Airlinepassenger0134:Were bieng hijacked!!!1!
somedoucheAirlinepassenger0134knows: OH NOES!!!1!11!1!!!1
Airlinepassenger0134:OH NOES!!!1!!!!1!

Ahhh progress, isn't it great?!
Sizzla Jizzla Baby, Sizzla FUCKING JIZZLA!!

11-11-2007

9:25pm
I think they stopped the Nick Diaz fight early. He looked way worse vs Gomi and still won.2007 seems to be the year of WTF.

9:00pm by Vaudeville Swing Musician Sizzla Jizzla "Hey all you hep cats, you'll love this next skit!"
That kimbo fight was a dive.
He dove like a gay Superman
In less than one year, a NEW scumbag will be elected president.
Poop is not shit
Shit is not poop
Your momma looks like a troll dontcha know hoe?
Your face is like scat on camera
Capture your jazz hand magic daddio
Skibilidy, skibilida, your whoreish nose is the gateway to coke
You need a diet, and so do your chins
You Peppridge Farm retard
Stop sticking your fist into the corpse
Stop raking your shit biznitch
Hate is alive and well in America
Join in the love
Shoot someone today
Stab someone tomorrow
Throw rocks at old people
Or just take a dive like a fag
Blow up a gas station for kicks on route 66
What happened to your heroin bitch?
Don't the world make you wanna get crazy
Shoot yourself
Or just take a dive like a fag
You old hag
What makes sense
When you're staring at a crappy website
Read a crappy poem
Or just take a dive like a fag
Write hate mail to Sizzla Jizzla for saying fag
Or punch yourself for being so reflexively irate
Right on the interstate you queer
Better now daddio?
Croon at 2am
Or just take a dive like a fag

Sizzla Jizzla Baby, Sizzla FUCKING Jizzla!!!!


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